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Accident Free Days

It has been said that Todd is accident prone when off on an activity such as an extended vacation or sabbatical, or swim in the ocean. It has more recently come to light that Sue is not immune to deleterious effects of moderately hazardous events. To make sure that we gain a healthy respect for possibly statistically avoidable downtime, both at home and abroad, we have posted an accident free days chart - similar to those that you would see at a GM automobile factory or BP petroleum refinery. We are constantly striving to better our previous record of time between debilitations, thereby enhancing our lifestyle of regular mobility and activity. We hope that you can find support here for your move to an accident free lifestyle as well.

The statistical grouping of accident charts indicates Poisson clumping - meaning, people tend to underestimate the existence of grouping within a random sample...

Accident Free Days

(Tracking since Jan 8, 2002)

Previous Record:
344 days

following over the handle bars incident

       Last accident:

March 4, 2009
Swimming pool, slippery stairs, road rash and bruises

Recent Accidents:

  • February 15, 2009
    Angry wine glass, 1 pint of blood, leaky thumb

  • August 20, 2008
    Possibly broken little toe, damaged in a bar brawl.

  • August 16, 2008
    Bookcase to the foot arch
  • August 13, 2008
    Another unassisted faceplant and nice fat lip
  • August 6, 2008
    Unassisted faceplant and nice fat lip
  • August 4, 2008
    Head lump and slice while polishing the floor
  • July 20, 2008
    Braining by an improperly placed tree limb
  • July 20, 2008
    Silent spider attack while minding own business
  • September 3, 2007
    Ear and head mashing when Russ deserted his post
  • September 3, 2007
    knuckle crunch from improperly wielded hammer
  • August 8, 2007
    Knee mashing on purely vindictive bed frame
  • July 3, 2007
    Thumb flaying with crappy cheese plane
  • June 28, 2007
    Knuckle splitting with well honed cleaver
  • May 29, 2007
    Wiley E Coyote head lump after ottoman head dive
  • October 14, 2006
    Fingertip removal with well honed cleaver
  • October 1, 2006
    leg stabbing with rusty nail during massive rubbish removal
  • September 9, 2006
    foot to knee shin mashing and bloodletting whilst decking
  • July 24, 2006
    Gus instigated bookstore foot-wound
  • June 30, 2006
    toe-stubbing and nail-lifting on afforementioned door stopper
  • June 28, 2006
    tree-induced head-braining whilst hiking with Gus
  • February 1, 2006
    blistering sunburn due inadequate innate pigmentation
  • January 31, 2006
    Wipeout exiting ancient library
  • July 27, 2005
    the completion of the Augustus incident
  • May 28, 2005
    Toe gouge from improperly ground ceramic tile
  • May 23, 2005
    Weed whacker and leg fracas
  • December 31, 2004
    Broken tooth - pizza related
  • December 26, 2004
    Massive leg bruising and slicing, and near freezing from Gulf Island kayak roll-over
  • December 25, 2004
    Foot pulping and bleeding from inappropriately placed door stopper
  • July 14, 2004
    Entirely unprovoked, bloody shin-attack by Louis chair
  • August 6, 2003
    hand shredding from active transit panic
  • June 7, 2003
    over the handle bars and and far away
  • March 13, 2003
    Toe evisceration by lethal laundry basket
  • January 19, 2546
    Head gouge on low slung sign
  • December 31, 2545
    tail pipe burn on a rental hog
  • December 30, 2545
    head wound from long tail boat motor housing
  • Boxing Day, 2545
    dual road rashes with matching gravel
  • December 25, 2545
    Hand slices on cliffside bivalves
  • November 20, 2545
    Hand burn on flaming shot-glass
  • November 1, 2545
    Significant Sunburn, Debilitating Heat Rash and Dehydration
  • October 19, 2545
    Massive 48 hour fever
  • September 16, 2545
    Ear Infection
  • September 1, 2545
    Moderate Braining
  • August 11, 2545
    Dog Bite

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