People tend to underestimate the existence of grouping within a random sample.    more...
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.    more...
Never ascribe to malice, that which can be ascribed to indifference.    more...
Needing the vacation of a lifetime? Smiling Albino has what you need...    more...
The legalization of vice should be judged on it's morals.    more...
Anarchy isn't a lack of rules, it's a lack of rulers.    more...
A voluntary society is a successful society.    more...
The government holds a monopoly on violence.    more...
If you believe in the emergent order of nature, why is it difficult to believe the emergent order of humanity.    more...
Those that rally for more government, don't trust others to be honest, because they themselves are not honest.    more...
The UN is the best example of government that is meant to useless, feckless and nihilist.    more...
Belgium, depending on your classification system, has more distinct beer styles than the rest of the world combined.    more...
Unicef wastes most of the money donated to them and support huge regional networks of bribes.    more...
The AGLC, CRTC and CBC exist to remind people that they are servants to the government rather than the other way around.    more...
We have invested in laser eye surgery and no longer need visual aids to see well.    more...
Don't forget to come visit us. Really, you should take a vacation and come and visit us.    more...
Vacationing with or near Todd and Sue is an amazing experience.    more...
Basic politeness is highly underrated.    more...
Did you know that substantial parts of four of Todd's teeth are gold?    more...
What was that about hats? People aren't wearing enough of them...    more...
That John Denver is full of shit    more...
It's time to go put on the foil    more...
why tard only once when you can retard?    more...
Nung Song Saam Si Haa Hoke Jet Pbad Gow Siep    more...
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.    more...
You want me to de-prioritize my current reports until you advise of a status upgrade?    more...
No way, eh. Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization!    more...
We found the tiger skin in a bicycle shop in Cairo, and the owner wanted to take it down to Dar Es Salaam.    more...
Never enjoyed the company of a beverage remotely? Now's your chance    more...
Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.    more...
Martinis are for squares, man.    more...
Sex? He's a man! We wrestled!    more...
All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don't count.    more...
He's got a face for radio!    more...
I don't know what his damn jammies looked like...they had Yodas and shit on them.    more...
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.    more...
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!    more...
It is called a Camberwell Carrot because I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot    more...
All hairdressers are in the employment of the government.    more...
I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.    more...
Fart jokes are not the international language of humour.    more...
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking.    more...
oh, that's my personal shopper - unfortunately she only shops for booze.    more...
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me - Winston Churchill.    more...
Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King.    more...
Am I self-righteous? Why not? It's not like I can count on you to be righteous for me. - Henry Rollins.    more...
I always keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy - W.C.Fields.    more...
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin.    more...
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman.    more...
Ethyl alcohol is a colourless flammable liquid used to preserve fish - World Bank.    more...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein.    more...
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education - Bertrand Russell.    more...
What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity - Arthur Schopenhauer.    more...
Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world - Werner Herzog.    more...
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.    more...